I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.
Quote by Peter De Vries
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is...
The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he...
I am not impressed by the Ivy League establishments. Of course they graduate the best...
There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you
We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.
The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.
Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value...
We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we...
The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.
I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.
Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness
The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination...
Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie...
When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I...
Compassion is not weakness, and concern for the unfortunate is not socialism.
We need to learn and embrace patience. Patience is a holy key that will unlock...
In seperateness lies the worlds great misery, in compassion lies the worlds true strength.