I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.

Quote by Billy Bob Thornton

Topics: Death Quotes, Funny Quotes

Man, I was drowning in sadness. And Angelina, she lifted me right up out of...

Man, I was drowning in sadness. And Angelina, she lifted me right up out of...

If you love somebody let them know every day.

If you love somebody let them know every day.

Every couple I know has side-by-side grave plots, but when we do it we're the...

Every couple I know has side-by-side grave plots, but when we do it we're the...

Tower Records is like a temple to me. I'll stay there for hours. Nobody can...

Tower Records is like a temple to me. I'll stay there for hours. Nobody can...

Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got...

Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got...

Marketing is the devil.

Marketing is the devil.

If Michelle Pfeiffer gave Mel Gibson a vial of blood to wear around his neck...

If Michelle Pfeiffer gave Mel Gibson a vial of blood to wear around his neck...

Acting is playing - it's actually going out on a playground with the other kids...

Acting is playing - it's actually going out on a playground with the other kids...

When people wear shoes that don't fit them, it says something about their soul. Generally,...

When people wear shoes that don't fit them, it says something about their soul. Generally,...

I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper....

I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper....

Getting the nomination is like gravy. Winning would be like whatever is better than gravy.

Getting the nomination is like gravy. Winning would be like whatever is better than gravy.

I've never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes...

I've never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes...

Just the other day, my assistant was on the line with Calvin Klein. Golly, I...

Just the other day, my assistant was on the line with Calvin Klein. Golly, I...

I believe in running through the rain and crashing into the person you love and...

I believe in running through the rain and crashing into the person you love and...

I don't have a fear of flying; I have a fear of crashing.

I don't have a fear of flying; I have a fear of crashing.

I've danced one time in my life. It was the most mortifying experience I ever...

I've danced one time in my life. It was the most mortifying experience I ever...