I'm going to go out a winner if I have to find a high school race to win my last race.
Quote by Johnny Gray
Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was.
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
Middle age is when youre faced with two temptations and you choose the one that...
Happy Leap Day! Anyone else hear 2pac is coming back today?
I think I swallowed a bug!
At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the...
It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and...
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I...
Sex is a two way treat and is only dirty when it's done right.
God don't make no mistakes. That's how He got to be God.
Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it...
An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
For every age is fed on illusions, lest men should renounce life early, and the...
Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.
I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.
It takes a long time to become young.
If you want to become the best runner you can be, start now. Don't spend...
Running has never failed to give me great end results, and that's why I keep...