Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.

Quote by Jon Stewart

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GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote,...

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Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's...

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Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border....

GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote,...

GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote,...

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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.

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Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will...

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I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and...

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The nation of Dubai banned the movie Charlie's Angles because it's offensive to the religion...

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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my...

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Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or,...

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McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

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You can use your idealism to further your aims, if you realize that nothing is...

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Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished...

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President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of...

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There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people....

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We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.

But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our...

But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our...

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The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

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For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We...