Quotes about Funny

Please, dear God, don't let me fuck up.

#Funny, #Life, #Mistakes

Watch out, they spit!

#Disney, #Funny

It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

#Computers, #Funny

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!

#Funny, #Funny Sayings, #Sex

Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer.

#Funny, #Sex

I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and...

#Funny, #Life

The man that runs away lives to die another day.

#Death, #Funny

The greatest unsolved theorem in mathematics is why some people are better at it than...

#Funny, #Math

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a...

#Funny, #Horses, #Leadership

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

#Funny, #Work

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find...

#Bombs, #Funny, #People

Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in;...

#Funny, #Graduation