It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

Quote by Al Pacino

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Vanity is my favourite sin.

Vanity is my favourite sin.

My weaknesses... I wish I could come up with something. I'd probably have the same...

My weaknesses... I wish I could come up with something. I'd probably have the same...

I don't need bodyguards. I'm from the South Bronx.

I don't need bodyguards. I'm from the South Bronx.

Vanity is my favourite sin.

Vanity is my favourite sin.

My first language was shy. Its only by having been thrust into the limelight that...

My first language was shy. Its only by having been thrust into the limelight that...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

I don't think there's anything unique about human intelligence. All the neurons in the brain...

I don't think there's anything unique about human intelligence. All the neurons in the brain...

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a...

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a...

Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that...

Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that...

The message that personal computers can do neat things, that software is great stuff, that...

The message that personal computers can do neat things, that software is great stuff, that...

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?

And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will...

And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will...

Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations.......

Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations.......

We think computing ought to be like a telephone or a water tap or a...

We think computing ought to be like a telephone or a water tap or a...

We bet the company on Windows and we deserve to benefit. It was a risk...

We bet the company on Windows and we deserve to benefit. It was a risk...

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of...

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of...

[I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me...

[I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me...

A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even...

A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even...

To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains...

To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains...