The greatest unsolved theorem in mathematics is why some people are better at it than others.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Monday is a dreadful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
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In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things.
I hate when I am taking a math test and my answer is nowhere near...