Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer.
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Music is love, love is music, music is my life and I love my life....
I like to make people happy and please everyone at the same time, but it's...
I'm not good at secrets, so don't tell me any.
Hugs are part of everybody life for me. Ill hug all sorts of people- I...
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!
Most of the basic material a writer works with is acquired before the age of...
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.
Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.
The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Compatible: Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet.
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women...
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog few people are interested, and the frog dies.
There is absolutely nothing to be said in favour of growing old. There ought to...
For every age is fed on illusions, lest men should renounce life early, and the...
A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.