Quotes about Funny

Ooooh Miss Laaaady...

#Disney, #Funny

One way to break up any kind of tension is good deep breathing.

#Break Up, #Funny

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at...

#Forgivenes, #Funny

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved...

#Funny

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle....

#Funny, #Religious

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and...

#Funny, #Positive

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down....

#Funny, #Happy

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

#Funny, #Marriage

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you. If you really make them...

#Funny, #Leadership

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

#Boyfriend, #Funny, #Husband

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

#Funny, #Music

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and...

#Funny, #Life In General