Quotes about Funny

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

#Funny, #Teenage

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

#Funny, #Girls

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

#Funny, #Intelligence

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the...

#Funny, #School

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

#Funny, #Work

Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.

#Funny, #Snow

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

#Baby, #Funny

Study without thought is vain: thought without study is dangerous.

#Exams, #Funny

I've found a formula for avoiding these exaggerated fears of age; you take care of...

#Age, #Funny

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.

#Family, #Funny

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by.

#Funny, #Inspirational

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot...

#Engineering, #Funny