I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Quote by Will Shriner

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Everyday took an age to go by, which was odd, because days plural went past...

Everyday took an age to go by, which was odd, because days plural went past...

Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making...

Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making...

Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth...

Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth...

Age is a tyrant who forbids at the penalty of life all the pleasures of...

Age is a tyrant who forbids at the penalty of life all the pleasures of...

From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs...

From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs...

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the...

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the...

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace...

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace...

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities...

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities...

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

Please, dear God, don't let me fuck up.

Please, dear God, don't let me fuck up.

Youth troubles over eternity, age grasps at a day and is satisfied to have even...

Youth troubles over eternity, age grasps at a day and is satisfied to have even...

Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.

Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick.

Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.