Quotes about Funny

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized...

#Funny, #God

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

#Computers, #Funny

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

#Funny, #Marriage

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

#Fat, #Funny

Age in a virtuous person, of either sex, carries in it an authority which makes...

#Age, #Funny

I've been going to shopping malls since I was on General Hospital.

#Funny, #Goodbye

There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job...

#Funny, #School

The only war we ever had was the time we ran out of Mr Kipling...

#Funny, #Television

A genius can't be forced; nor can you make an ape an alderman.

#Ability, #Funny

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.

#Funny, #Weekend

Among the virtues and vices that make up the British character, we have one vice,...

#Age, #Funny

Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes...

#Funny, #TV Series