I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

Quote by Shelley Winters

Topics: Fat Quotes, Funny Quotes

It was so cold I almost got married.

It was so cold I almost got married.

I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.

I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.

All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.

All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.

Now that I'm over sixty I'm veering toward respectability.

Now that I'm over sixty I'm veering toward respectability.

Every now and then, when you're on stage, you hear the best sound a player...

Every now and then, when you're on stage, you hear the best sound a player...

I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.

I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.

I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if...

I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if...

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.