“Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get lectured by a pervert.Quote by Peter GriffinTopics: Quotes about Funny, Quotes about TV SeriesShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't...#Peter Griffin
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...#Driving, #Funny
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...#Food, #Funny, #Funny Sayings
