Quotes about Dennis Miller

Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to...

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Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.

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A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a...

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A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks....

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You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out...

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What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our...

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What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps...

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There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

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The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in...

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