Quotes about Dennis Miller

I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're...

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I lapsed into rude.

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Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to...

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Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.

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A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a...

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A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks....

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You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out...

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What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our...

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What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps...

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Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

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There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

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