Quotes about Dave Barry

Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This...

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Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always...

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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

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The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.

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The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and...

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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that...

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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

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Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.

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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there...

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What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute...

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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

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We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong...

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