Quotes about Dave Barry

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for...

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In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up...

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In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can...

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If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for...

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If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

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If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he...

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not...

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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through...

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I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize,...

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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This...

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Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always...

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