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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for...
#Dave Barry
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a...
#Dave Barry
It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not...
#Dave Barry
Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items...
#Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
#Dave Barry
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
#Dave Barry
Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is...
#Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
#Dave Barry
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who...
#Dave Barry
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including...
#Dave Barry
If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.
#Dave Barry
The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
#Dave Barry
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
#Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
#Dave Barry
Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always...
#Dave Barry
Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This...
#Dave Barry
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.
#Dave Barry
I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize,...
#Dave Barry
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