And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West.

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The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.

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Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that...

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There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those...

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety...