Quotes about Daniel Tosh

Until I was thirteen I thought my name was Shutup.

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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think...

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!

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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer,...

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My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he...

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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few...

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Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to...

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I'm all for women who get plastic surgery. Because plastic surgery allows you to make...

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I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO...

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If you had to eat another human to survive, do you think they'd taste like...

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If no meant no then every man would die a virgin.

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