I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.

Quote by Dane Cook

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I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make...

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make...

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my...

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my...

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love...

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love...

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people...

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people...

I get so into the moment.

I get so into the moment.

I'm a late-night guy.

I'm a late-night guy.

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're...

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're...

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go,...

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go,...

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home...

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home...

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different...

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different...

I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can...

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can...

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of...

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of...

There is a close relationship between the ha-ha of humor and the aha! of discovery.

There is a close relationship between the ha-ha of humor and the aha! of discovery.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and...

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and...