Quotes about Charlie Sheen

Im tired of pretending Im not a total bitchin rock star from Mars.

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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

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Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn't make...

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I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every...

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Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

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Can't is the cancer of happening.

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I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I...

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You can't process me with a normal brain.

#Charlie Sheen

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.

#Charlie Sheen

Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls.

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The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like...

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There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.

#Charlie Sheen