The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

Quote by Charlie Sheen

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I was with one at a time with the other four watching. It was a...

I was with one at a time with the other four watching. It was a...

I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know,...

I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know,...

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Im tired of pretending Im not a total bitchin rock star from Mars.

Im tired of pretending Im not a total bitchin rock star from Mars.

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time,...

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time,...

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you...

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you...

Oh, that. I just do that for the extra money, and to satisfy my male...

Oh, that. I just do that for the extra money, and to satisfy my male...

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm...

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm...

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived...

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived...

Look what Im dealing with, man, Im dealing with fools and trolls.

Look what Im dealing with, man, Im dealing with fools and trolls.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a...

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a...

Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being...

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being...

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal...

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal...

I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up...

I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up...

C'mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying. I wasn't even...

C'mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying. I wasn't even...

You cant process me with a normal brain.

You cant process me with a normal brain.