Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls.

Quote by Charlie Sheen

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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every...

I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every...

CBS picked a fight with a warlock.

CBS picked a fight with a warlock.

Im tired of pretending Im not a total bitchin rock star from Mars.

Im tired of pretending Im not a total bitchin rock star from Mars.

I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up...

I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up...

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

You cant process me with a normal brain.

You cant process me with a normal brain.

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being...

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being...

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm...

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm...

Oh, that. I just do that for the extra money, and to satisfy my male...

Oh, that. I just do that for the extra money, and to satisfy my male...

Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn't make...

Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn't make...

I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you...

I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you...

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

I was with one at a time with the other four watching. It was a...

I was with one at a time with the other four watching. It was a...

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic...

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I...

You can't process me with a normal brain.

You can't process me with a normal brain.

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.

I was never shut down by the drugs; that was my problem. Cocaine was an...

I was never shut down by the drugs; that was my problem. Cocaine was an...