There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.

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C'mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying. I wasn't even...

C'mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying. I wasn't even...

It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I...

It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I...

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.

There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac...

There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac...

Wow. What does that mean? Im bi-WINNING.

Wow. What does that mean? Im bi-WINNING.

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being...

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being...

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't...

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't...

Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn't make...

Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn't make...

You can't process me with a normal brain.

You can't process me with a normal brain.

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic...

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic...

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like...

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like...

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived...

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived...

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my...

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I...

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a...

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a...

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.