I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

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I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know,...

I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know,...

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness...

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness...

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.

There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm...

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm...

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't...

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't...

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

Winning.Winning.

Winning.Winning.

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included...

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included...

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your...

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your...

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic...

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic...

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would...

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would...

It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I...

It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I...

I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up...

I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up...

Wow. What does that mean? Im bi-WINNING.

Wow. What does that mean? Im bi-WINNING.

I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you...

I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you...

Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls.

Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls.