I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

Quote by Charlie Sheen

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I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know,...

I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know,...

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my...

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my...

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you...

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you...

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic...

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic...

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a...

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a...

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a...

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a...

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would...

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would...

Look what Im dealing with, man, Im dealing with fools and trolls.

Look what Im dealing with, man, Im dealing with fools and trolls.

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness...

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness...

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included...

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included...

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like...

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I...

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to...

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to...

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

You cant process me with a normal brain.

You cant process me with a normal brain.

I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up...

I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up...

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.