You can't process me with a normal brain.

Quote by Charlie Sheen

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I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

C'mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying. I wasn't even...

C'mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying. I wasn't even...

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up...

I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up...

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your...

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your...

Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to...

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to...

It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I...

It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I...

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know,...

I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know,...

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my...

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my...

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived...

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived...

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.

I was never shut down by the drugs; that was my problem. Cocaine was an...

I was never shut down by the drugs; that was my problem. Cocaine was an...

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you...

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you...

Bring me Dr. Clown shoes.

Bring me Dr. Clown shoes.

I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you...

I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you...