You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Mae West Quotes

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his...

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his...

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there...

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there...