He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Quote by Mae West

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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to...

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to...

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

I'm single because I was born that way.

I'm single because I was born that way.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

Sex is an emotion in motion

Sex is an emotion in motion

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

The friendships which last are those wherein each friend respects the other's dignity to the...

The friendships which last are those wherein each friend respects the other's dignity to the...

Good day Mr. Turner.

Good day Mr. Turner.