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I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and...

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say...

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say...

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only...

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only...

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful...

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful...

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch...

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I...

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I...

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common...

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common...

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...