Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.

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If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and...

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children

Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch...

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch...

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common...

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common...

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only...

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only...

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I...

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I...

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator...

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator...

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking...

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking...

One was never married and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague

One was never married and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague

A loving wife hears even what goes unsaid.

A loving wife hears even what goes unsaid.