Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children

Quote by Sam Levenson

Topics: Insanity Quotes

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common...

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common...

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful...

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful...

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch...

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch...

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say...

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

Remember? When we were all so young and innocent, without broken hearts, we were so...

Remember? When we were all so young and innocent, without broken hearts, we were so...

So what we go out? Thats how its supposed to be, living young and wild...

So what we go out? Thats how its supposed to be, living young and wild...

You can't put off being young until you retire.

You can't put off being young until you retire.