Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

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One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children

Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only...

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only...

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.