Quotes by Sam Levenson

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

#Death, #Funny

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

#Imagination

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

#Happiness

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

#Brotherly, #Little Brother, #Marriage

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

#Sam Levenson

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

#Sam Levenson

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I...

#Sam Levenson

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only...

#Sam Levenson

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

#Sam Levenson

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common...

#Sam Levenson

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

#Sam Levenson

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking...

#Marriage