When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

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You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say...

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say...

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful...

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful...

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only...

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only...

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common...

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common...

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

'Tis one thing to be tempted, another thing to fall.

'Tis one thing to be tempted, another thing to fall.

As the Sandwich-Islander believes that the strength and valor of the enemy he kills passes...

As the Sandwich-Islander believes that the strength and valor of the enemy he kills passes...