Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff. -Napoleon Dynamite
Quote by Napoleon Dynamite
Topics:
Napoleon Dynamite Quotes
Related Quotes
I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? -Deb
Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they...
Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you....
Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true. -Pedro
I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not....
Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! -Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make...
Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a...
Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!
Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little...
I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me...
Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows...
Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple...
Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly...
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?......
Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! -Napoleon...
Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in...
LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's...
That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite
I caught you a delicious bass. -Napoleon Dynamite
