Quotes about Napoleon Dynamite

Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! -Napoleon Dynamite

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Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite

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Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you....

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They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is...

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I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? -Deb

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That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite

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Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!

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I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not....

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Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it...

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You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept...

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I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me...

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What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite

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