And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round. -Summer

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Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! -Napoleon Dynamite

Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! -Napoleon Dynamite

That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite

That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite

I caught you a delicious bass. -Napoleon Dynamite

I caught you a delicious bass. -Napoleon Dynamite

Over there in that pigpen, I found a couple of Shoshoni arrowheads. -Lyle

Over there in that pigpen, I found a couple of Shoshoni arrowheads. -Lyle

Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make...

Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make...

Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon...

Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon...

I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me...

I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me...

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it...

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it...

Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly...

Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly...

Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little...

Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little...

Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true. -Pedro

Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true. -Pedro

Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite

Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite

I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? -Deb

I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? -Deb

Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows...

Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows...

Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?...

Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?...

Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they...

Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they...

Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys....

Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys....

LaFawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's...

LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's...

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?......

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?......

Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a...

Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a...