That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite

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Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon...

Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon...

Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little...

Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little...

I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? -Deb

I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? -Deb

Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in...

Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in...

Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they...

Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they...

Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows...

Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows...

You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept...

You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept...

I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me...

I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me...

Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple...

Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple...

Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys....

Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys....

Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly...

Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly...

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not....

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not....

Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make...

Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make...

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you....

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you....

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?......

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?......

Over there in that pigpen, I found a couple of Shoshoni arrowheads. -Lyle

Over there in that pigpen, I found a couple of Shoshoni arrowheads. -Lyle

Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!

Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!

LaFawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's...

LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's...

Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you...

Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you...

And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round. -Summer

And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round. -Summer