They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like, four. -Pedro

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I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me...

I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me...

I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? -Deb

I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? -Deb

Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon...

Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon...

Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little...

Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little...

Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly...

Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly...

I caught you a delicious bass. -Napoleon Dynamite

I caught you a delicious bass. -Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make...

Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make...

And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round. -Summer

And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round. -Summer

Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they...

Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they...

Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a...

Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a...

Over there in that pigpen, I found a couple of Shoshoni arrowheads. -Lyle

Over there in that pigpen, I found a couple of Shoshoni arrowheads. -Lyle

Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you...

Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you...

Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?...

Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?...

LaFawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's...

LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's...

You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept...

You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept...

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you....

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you....

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not....

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not....

Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows...

Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows...

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it...

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it...

Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!

Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!