Quotes by Archie Bunker

Why don´t you go back to bartender´s school and take a college course in shut-up?...

#Archie Bunker

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

#Beer

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!

#Best Friends, #Funny

God don't make no mistakes. That's how He got to be God.

#Funny, #God