You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like...

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like...

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems,...

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems,...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying...

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying...

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never...

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never...