It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to...

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like...

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like...

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never...

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never...

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying...

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying...

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems,...

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems,...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions...

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but...

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but...

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Life's too short for chess.

Life's too short for chess.

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from...

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from...

Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws.

Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Reverence is the chief joy and power of life - reverence for that which is...

Reverence is the chief joy and power of life - reverence for that which is...

Last, but by no means least, courage - moral courage, the courage of one's convictions,...

Last, but by no means least, courage - moral courage, the courage of one's convictions,...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

If life is an evolving process,then consistent change is the only resolving mechanism to problematic...

If life is an evolving process,then consistent change is the only resolving mechanism to problematic...