The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.

Quote by Lewis Grizzard

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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems,...

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems,...

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like...

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like...

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to...

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never...

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never...

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.