The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

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I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never...

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never...

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying...

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying...

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like...

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to...

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

The control of nature is a phrase conceived in arrogance, born of the Neanderthal age...

The control of nature is a phrase conceived in arrogance, born of the Neanderthal age...

A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new...

A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new...

I'm going to go out a winner if I have to find a high school...

I'm going to go out a winner if I have to find a high school...

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own...

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own...

One with God is a majority.

One with God is a majority.

I was always too mature for my age - and not very happy. I had...

I was always too mature for my age - and not very happy. I had...

My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet....

My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet....

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on...

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is...

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is...

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is...

Half a truth is better than no politics.

Half a truth is better than no politics.

Anyone can carry his burden, however hard, until nightfall. Anyone can do his work, however...

Anyone can carry his burden, however hard, until nightfall. Anyone can do his work, however...