If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Quote by Lewis Grizzard

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I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never...

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never...

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying...

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying...

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to...

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems,...

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems,...

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like...

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like...

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.