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Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!

Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!

Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to...

Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to...

I tried to read that New Testamonial with the red letters, but Jesus be talkin...

I tried to read that New Testamonial with the red letters, but Jesus be talkin...

A beast wit no neck, there it is!

A beast wit no neck, there it is!

Halalura Amend and Amend!

Halalura Amend and Amend!

A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make...

A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make...

I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me

I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me

Aint none of my weapons made by concealed they all made by smith and wesson.

Aint none of my weapons made by concealed they all made by smith and wesson.

She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We...

She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We...

Well when you gettin got to somebody that got you and you got get them...

Well when you gettin got to somebody that got you and you got get them...

Every time I try to read the Bible... and Jesus... the one with all the...

Every time I try to read the Bible... and Jesus... the one with all the...

Wwjd what's that? What's wrong with jermaine dupree?

Wwjd what's that? What's wrong with jermaine dupree?

I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said...

I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said...

I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit'...

I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit'...

I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!

I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!

Stop using that baby to make that man life miserable. The man don't want you,...

Stop using that baby to make that man life miserable. The man don't want you,...

Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son,...

Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son,...

True prayer is you sittin' having a conversation with God. Anybody can pray, anybody can...

True prayer is you sittin' having a conversation with God. Anybody can pray, anybody can...

Aint no body said nothin bout no lunrch, I don't want no lurnch.

Aint no body said nothin bout no lunrch, I don't want no lurnch.

You ain't even gotta say nothin' I done changed my life. I am livin' for...

You ain't even gotta say nothin' I done changed my life. I am livin' for...