That awkward moment when you're at the grocery store and someones standing by what you need, so just you pretend to look at something else until they move.

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That one bug that no matter how times you hit, just won't die.

That one bug that no matter how times you hit, just won't die.

That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just...

That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just...

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

That horrifying moment when you put a ring on your finger and you cant take...

That horrifying moment when you put a ring on your finger and you cant take...

Who else sneaks in their own candy to the movie theater? 10$ for a bag...

Who else sneaks in their own candy to the movie theater? 10$ for a bag...

The awkward when you read the word 'moment' yet it wasn't even there.

The awkward when you read the word 'moment' yet it wasn't even there.

I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.

I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.

BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else...

BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else...

That moment when you're up so late you start calculating how many hours of sleep...

That moment when you're up so late you start calculating how many hours of sleep...

I never use the little twist ties to close a bag of bread...I just spin...

I never use the little twist ties to close a bag of bread...I just spin...

Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.

Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.

I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.

I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.

When you're doing something you aren't supposed to, every small noise scares the shit out...

When you're doing something you aren't supposed to, every small noise scares the shit out...

When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you...

When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you...

Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...

Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the...

It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the...