That awkward moment when you're at the grocery store and someones standing by what you need, so just you pretend to look at something else until they move.
Facebook Status Quotes
That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.
Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'
Dear cupid, next time hit us both!
One of the hardest things to do is trying to plug in your charger in...
Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...
That awesome moment when you drop your iPod and but your headphone cords save its...
That one bug that no matter how times you hit, just won't die.
I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...
There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...
Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.
That awkward moment when you get mad at someone and slam the door then realized...
A woman can give a man a million reasons to be faithful, and he will...
That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'
Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whore.
Yawning is like our bodies way of saying 15% battery left.
Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I...