So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it with sex and violence.

Quote by Dick Van Dyke

Topics: Dick Van Dyke Quotes

A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want...

A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want...

You know, I'm almost out of the habit of watching episodic television now.

You know, I'm almost out of the habit of watching episodic television now.

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and...

No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and...

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and...

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and...

I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.

I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing.

Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing.

I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the truth. But...

I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the truth. But...

I never made a good movie.

I never made a good movie.

I don't have any children, I have four middle-aged people.

I don't have any children, I have four middle-aged people.

Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was...

Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was...

No, I did night clubs right here in Los Angeles. My partner, Phil Erickson, put...

No, I did night clubs right here in Los Angeles. My partner, Phil Erickson, put...

I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show...

I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show...

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...

I have four children and I have seven grandkids.

I have four children and I have seven grandkids.

So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.

So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.

I wanted to be a radio announcer.

I wanted to be a radio announcer.

But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so...

But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so...