The most damage I did was to myself and to the people who got caught in the maelstrom. The worst thing that happened was the overdose. But I didn't go in with three other dudes who overdosed with me. No,…

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I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every...

I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every...

Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didnt make...

Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didnt make...

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a...

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a...

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time,...

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time,...

There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.

There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.

You can't process me with a normal brain.

You can't process me with a normal brain.

You cant process me with a normal brain.

You cant process me with a normal brain.

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you...

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you...

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to...

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to...

Oh, that. I just do that for the extra money, and to satisfy my male...

Oh, that. I just do that for the extra money, and to satisfy my male...

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic...

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic...

Winning.Winning.

Winning.Winning.

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my...

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my...

I was with one at a time with the other four watching. It was a...

I was with one at a time with the other four watching. It was a...