Waking up in the morning and checking my Twitter like its the morning paper.

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So I won't give up alcohol, boys, being judgmental or sarcasm but I'll definitely give...

So I won't give up alcohol, boys, being judgmental or sarcasm but I'll definitely give...

Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially...

Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially...

Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...

Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...

Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I...

Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I...

They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent...

They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent...

The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing....

The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing....

Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to...

Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to...

The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight! So I thought I'd...

The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight! So I thought I'd...

Twitter looks boring from the outside, But once your inside, its like freaking Narnia.

Twitter looks boring from the outside, But once your inside, its like freaking Narnia.

I'm not addicted to twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break...

I'm not addicted to twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break...